The Last Employee on Earth

Thank you to my friend Adam Weisblatt (@weisblatt) for contributing this post and sharing his truly unique perspective.

disengaged-employeeMegan the VP of Contractor Management in Operations went to see Ralph, an engineer who had been dodging her for a while.

“Ralph, we need to talk.” She had cornered him in the coffee room and he was busy trying to fuss with his tea in order to avoid direct eye contact.

“You are the last employee at the company and probably the last employee on earth. It’s 2025 already. We just don’t have the infrastructure for you to stay in this position. Why won’t you transition into a contractor status?”

Ralph absently responded “I just want the security.” Read the rest of this entry »

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